I just walked by a guy smoking a cigarette in a public place and absolutely ripped the biggest and loudest fart.
He looked at me with a disgusted look, I then said.
“As much as you don’t want to smell my fart, I don’t want to smell your cigarette.”
BREAKING: Dodgers sign Jesus Christ on this Christmas Eve. The deal is expected to be incentive heavy as the Dodgers view this as an insurance policy if a miracle is needed to win the World Series barring any injuries to Ohtani or Yamamoto. They are all in.
@DHLUSHelp this is horrible. I've tried to contact you several times about a delayed package. Obviously you lost it!!! Nothing but automated messages and no answers a phone. What a joke
Implementing a pitch clock to speed up the game. Ok. Banning the shift would make the game more offensive exending innings, therefore making the game longer. I don't get it.