Brock Samson

Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share.
#parodytwt

[N🦅 @Versacecay]

That girl that yaps all day will save you btw

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

@mechashivabro1 Couldn't give him some of your own stuff?

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

Pete hit my strawpage for 20 bucks again, doni give it to him?

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

@TGOCI_ "info dump" is a new term in my orbit. That's what it would be, and you can do that without the digital mailbox.

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

Sending strawpage shit to yourself is cheating, that's something I'll stand by

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

Remember when I usd to deny sleeping in Jaz's bed. Good times.

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

WE ALL GOT THAT ONE #OOMF WHO KEEPS WAKING UP PREGNANT

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

Yeah, sure, why not. He probably lost more than that on cheap beer last night.

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

Strawpage or whatever is back open. It's on my page. Don't be stupid.

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

@D0CT3R_O Sure, fuck it, why not

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

@D0CT3R_O Also congrats, Dr. O.

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

Like 4 people on my timeline talking about abortions. Congrats.

[Pete White @ConjectuTech]

@necrowm4nced @DermottFictel69 Shut up

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

I am not, stop telling people this

[Jaz 💛✨ @jazalvara]

Update: Brock is in time out

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

@ConjectuTech Calm down, nobody's taking your four emotional support beers

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

@DermottFictel69 Won't be as satisfying.

[Brock Samson @bbrocksamson]

All you do is report Hozier dates and sappy shit anyway

[Jaz 💛✨ @jazalvara]

Are we alive again? I can never bring myself to delete this shit.