THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋

OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT OF THE MONARCH! VENTURE ARCH DOUBLES DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT. HE’S MINE! 🐛 | #parodytwt #vbros

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

ACCOUNT RULES:

- NO FLIRTING WITH ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS THEY ARE ALL MINE

- DO NOT SAY ANYTHING FUNNY UNDER MY TWEETS I’M THE ONLY ONE WHOS ALLOWED TO MAKE MY FOLLOWERS LAUGH

- YOU WILL LIKE MY TWEETS AND ALWAYS REPLY WITH HOW COOL AND AWESOME I AM

[farha @shutyourhell]

just saw someone who’s bald getting married wth ?? is that allowed

[angie @sweetangelette]

lowkey me

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

SHE’S STILL HERE SHE’S JUST SLEEPING

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

I MISS MY WIFE.

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

@bbrocksamson

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

@ThaddiusVenture ON MY WAY! TO BLOW THEM ALL UP SO THEY TAKE AN EVEN BIGGER TOLL ON YOU. HA!

[jp #1 monarchling @saralovesherjf]

counting or not counting guild violence?

[🇵🇸🌸 Juli 🌸🇳🇴 @JuIi_Kuli]

Everyone there knew you

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my gay uncle gave himself scoliosis so he can arch his back further

[audrey @phlegmme]

[I open my pockets and a single moth flies out] Holy shit babe… this is a rare north american silverwing. If i sell this to my moth guy we’ll eat for days

[クスさん @InsecTim]

小学生の頃は友達と「なつきチョウ」と呼んでました。
かなり手乗りしやすく懐いてるように見えるので🥰

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

@DrB_Orpheus THIS GUY GETS IT!

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

TO THIS DAY I STILL THINK AT LEAST ONE MEMBER OF DEPECHE MODE IS GAY. BTW

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

@1987bluestanza WATCHED IT WITH MY WIFE ONCE. I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD! MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE BAD TASTE

[HELPeR @soul_bott]

9999"! #? #!? [€[! HHH{€}¢¶%¶

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

@ThaddiusVenture FINE. I’LL JUST DO IT IN PERSON AGAIN!

[THE MIGHTY MONARCH 🦋 @kingdanaus]

@1987bluestanza MAYBE

[ぽましー @pom_acy]

フル勃起で大浴場に入ってきたおじさんいたからこっちも勃起し返してやったわ、俺を舐めるなよ

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

Girlfriend walking into the living room in her underwear: This is for you 😏 (handing me a brand new riding crop)
Me: WE’RE GETTING A HORSE!!!!

[Ohムラサキイモイモ🍉 @oomurasaki_imo]

大手町インセクトフェア待機中のお蚕さんたち。