between the GQ photoshoot, the 3 season announcement, and the 45 minute connor storrie interview i feel like when people let their dog experience all their favourite things before taking them to be put down
the perfect girl isn't big breasted or small breasted but rather a disembodied voice coming from an earpiece with an omniscient understanding of my situation at any given moment with whom i've developed a sardonic rapport and who is ultimately unattainable