Yoonie ⁷ 💫

05/06 YOONGIIII // army since ‘17 // rtwt account // she/they // 23 // ☀️🍉

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

This girl's father raped her, impregnated her, forced her to birth his baby without medical assistance, left the baby to die on the side of the road and is now in hiding (allegedly) and they're charging HER with murder. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

That the Flock CEO didn’t understand the Internet enough to have the forethought to blur his house ahead of time is a huge indicator of how little he understands the world and what he’s doing

[pirate king Hibiya 👑 @PKhibiya]

i'm eating this up so hard; if his hypersexuality is a byproduct of the germa genes, wiring him toward reproduction (since his brothers also get similar behavior), then zeff helped him channel it into chivalry and something less predatory.

i doubt he was enjoying himself in FMI.

[kat 🇦🇷☀️ @jingoodly]

Muy bien yoongi llevando los globos por el cumpleaños de jungkook

[mon⁷ @knjgIoss]

7 times a day or whatever he said

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

they’re wearing party hats to jungkook’s birthday bash

[Baklava⁷ like BOOBlava @btsyaoireal]

Why he showing it to me like I can afford that shit

[단.ᐟ @kingtan_O]

아니 함성 ㅁㅊ
라이브뷰잉에 이정도 크기로 잡히는 거 처음 봄

[Chi⁷ 🏳️‍🌈 SAW BTS @piedpiper_sea]

opening this app and getting jumpscared by yoongis massive tits

[juls @613SEASONS]

THEY HIT THE YOONMIN TOWERS

[𝓣𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓴𝓲𝔂𝓪𝓱⁷ 🦋 saw butterfly and DNA @jakiyahchan3l]

They got two repeats

[ari @thvrang]

half the tl in la and the other half having the worst case of jealousy known to mankind

[ryen⁷ ✰ TGLIWBTS! @studioagust]

seeing jk like THIS and hearing yoongi say THAT??

[ree⁷ @jkyoongs]

will always be grateful for jungkook's fucked up sleep sched bc he's going live at piss hours of the night from across the world and im just clocking off work it's perfect timing thanks baby 🥰

[vera saw BTS @veraba_writes]

serious question, did jungkook put him on creatine bc this is getting out of hand. and by getting out of hand I mean his tits wouldn’t fit into my hands anymore

[슙국. 🥢 @sucreyoongi]

putting them side by side should be illegal. yoongi and jungkook everybody.

[James @itsjamesoh]

obama is a twelfth great-grandson of john punch (the very first black person to be enslaved in the us), and i find it amazing how most people are completely unaware because the connection…is through his white mother!

[🍎👒 @luffypregnancy]

Everytime someone says what if Luffy unlocked gear 5 pre timeskip I imagine some bullshit like this happening

[Sel⁷ @BTStranslation_]

🐰 wow the water almost went into my windpipe
🐰 I need to take magnesium
🐰 I'll show you the vitamins I take
🐰 *takes out an enormous bag and shows huge bags of numerous vitamins*

[he's listing all of them... there's too many guys 😭😭😭]

[Zach @ZachTheRide3D]

They used to pay people to do overnight work. Home Depot was 24hr for “some reason” because there were crews doing construction and road work and other services while you slept and now they just do it at 8am while you are trying to get to work