space force syd

stay at home astronaut • she/her

[space force syd @bbysquids]

I fell through my hammock but I saved my smore

[space force syd @bbysquids]

you want me to pay THREE DOLLARS AND SEVENTY CENTS A GALLON for gas !!!
baby, I drive a Fiat. I might as well walk

[space force syd @bbysquids]

I’m just a girl & life is a nightmare

[space force syd @bbysquids]

I just saw someone refer to the Bible Belt as the American Taliban & I don’t think I’ll ever call it anything else

[space force syd @bbysquids]

@u11278604alt doing all the things😛

[space force syd @bbysquids]

I have so many better things to do so I downloaded this again

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

“AI is replacing us”

Ok well I’d love to see AI be this funny and pure of heart

[space force syd @bbysquids]

#NewProfilePic if you thought I was nuts before, I’m worse

[space force syd @bbysquids]

how’re you gonna shame me for pumping while in TAP like you’re not adding fuel to my separation fire. I’m not here for youuu

[space force syd @bbysquids]

going back to work after having a baby is so much harder than I expected it to be.. in a job I dislike, under an organization that doesn’t give a shit about its people. mentally I’m in such a fog & I feel like I’m missing out on my baby

[space force syd @bbysquids]

I work with some fkn weirdos. I go into our lactation room, which is only used by me, and some man is passed out cold on the floor

[space force syd @bbysquids]

I should be enjoying and soaking up my parental leave but instead Mother Air Force has found a way to completely ruin everything.

[space force syd @bbysquids]

childbirth is unreasonably painful sure but PUMPING? I would rather die

[space force syd @bbysquids]

@yesimLAbaby it’s already flying by, it breaks my heart🥹😭

[space force syd @bbysquids]

you are my world💙

[space force syd @bbysquids]

@thatMIXEDmom ty🥹

[space force syd @bbysquids]

I have the best little baby but postpartum fckn sucks

[space force syd @bbysquids]

they really told me this kid was measuring weeks ahead & was gonna be a big boy all for him to be under 7lbs & swim in his Nb clothes

[space force syd @bbysquids]

@allis0nr_ so happy for you!!! also ~finally~

[space force syd @bbysquids]

any day now PLEASE

[space force syd @bbysquids]

so sanity check. why is the 9th month of pregnancy approx 9 years long