bee

it’s war eagle szn.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

25-30 is when you realize you don’t know shit

[SledgeJohns2.0 @SledgeJohns2]

@1ssve 40+ years of this

[Kyle @KBensonJpg]

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

[bee @bulbasaurss]

@dessyfreakaz I’m actually curious about this! What do you mean?

[bee @bulbasaurss]

Good men settle down and marry women who have had sex with multiple partners before all the time. All. The time.

I am confused by this, it doesn’t seem like reality to me.

[DITCH THE EGO @DitchTheEgo]

@sweetsugarbuddy It’s not that we believe they will be punished. It’s that men like us will never settle down with and marry a woman like that. Those women are married to men with weird self esteem issues. Sex is sacred and marrying a woman with a sexually sinful past is spiritually poisonous

[Herbert Nickel @HerbertNickel]

One of the most significant ecological catastrophes of the modern era is the decline and degradation of North American grassland.

[Dura, coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

At least if you want to love bomb me, please use money. You are scaring me with the “marriage and kids” talk.

[𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷 @realmfberlin]

the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

Christ’s gospel was so radical, so contrary to the wisdom of the world, that people are still coping 2000 years later, insisting that he didn’t actually mean what he said.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[bee @bulbasaurss]

@RealJayPublic And men like that don’t deserve a good woman, correct?

[nini ˙⋆✮ @infinitelynini]

Doing this is what genuinely shifted my confidence and self concept. I woke up one day and got tired of feeling insecure and being a victim to my own mental prison. I realized it was all just coming from me. And i realized if I created it, it means I can change it too.

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

you can tell how much internal shame someone has by how judgmental they are.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Had to say goodbye to our almost 14 year old weimaraner, Lucy, last night. Makes me think of this genius tweet from an old internet friend. Final dog tax below.

[bee @bulbasaurss]

kinda love how insane candace owens is

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through a fungal network. Where octopuses dream.
Where elephants return to the bones of the deceased and stand over them in silence. Where bees use dance to communicate where to fly and where the flower is.
Where crows remember the faces of people who were cruel to them and pass this memory to their children.
Where ants build cities. Where cats purr at a frequency that accelerates the healing of bones.
Where, after a forest fire, the first thing the earth does is grow flowers.

[bee @bulbasaurss]

me as a doctor LMAOOO

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

I love when my unserious ass friends have very serious, high-paying careers. why do you make 177k a year?!? HAVE THEY MET YOU???! 😭

[bee @bulbasaurss]

@terfenjoyer No, it wasn’t boastful. You’re misconstruing the tone. I said I can have it all: I can have slept with multiple people before my marriage, have a healthy marriage, and have a wonderful career. I actively have those things. 🥰

[bee @bulbasaurss]

explain why I’m married to a man w hella self confidence and self worth and he’s hot lmao

xoxoxoxo

AND I had fun in college get losttt

[DITCH THE EGO @DitchTheEgo]

@sweetsugarbuddy It’s not that we believe they will be punished. It’s that men like us will never settle down with and marry a woman like that. Those women are married to men with weird self esteem issues. Sex is sacred and marrying a woman with a sexually sinful past is spiritually poisonous

[bee @bulbasaurss]

@terfenjoyer I had sex with a handful of partners in college. I went to bars and danced. I wore short shorts, crop tops, danced, etc lol.

I also spent 8 years in college, obtained my doctorate with a 4.0, and managed a non profit at the same time. :)

[bee @bulbasaurss]

Twitter is a cess pool of bots I hate it