brandy

she/her

[𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 - ᴰᴱᴹᴼᶜᴿᴬᵀ ⁻ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ @InvestigatorCps]

If you say:

Yₒᵤᵣ bₒdy. ₘy cₕₒᵢcₑ.

in my presence, be prepared to pick up your teeth with broken fingers.

[gordon @gordonramashray]

listening to songs for 30k+ minutes per year? afraid to hear your own thoughts beautiful?

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

if you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil attempts to push you away and sabotage the relationship

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have tums in your bag “for emergencies”

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the hold this photoshoot has over me since 2008

[culture @notgwendalupe]

she would've dragged him to watch Barbie

[Mark Rofe @iamrofe]

The Barbie marketing team have done it again. So creative 👏🏻

[trish @ultragloss]

a man with unfathomable levels of kenergy

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Girl dinner

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Someone in Bushwick has been cooking a stew in a public park for 33 days and the FAQ section is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[brandy @bc_brandy]

@jengolbeck A beautiful mind and to the bone!!!! To the bone is an absolutely amazing film!!!!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

gimme one margarita....

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i save for retirement when i can buy knickknacks