Chipper Joñesiñ’

|Alabama-Braves-Saints|“In real life we have to guard against the gruesome pranks of the maniac within”-Aldous Huxley (Devils of Loudun).

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

I say we keep this one.

But it’s funded only by PPV matches.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Here's another one for @DOGE, @elonmusk! https://t.co/NG5fNS0BVq

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

@PressSec No

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Which woman was safer on the metro?

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

@CumbrianFella_ @WeAreBack47 Fair honestly

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

@CumbrianFella_ We literally just told you NO

And meant it

You didn’t invent shit

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

“And as a symbol of our independence, we will say the month first instead of the date. March 12th instead of the 12th of March, October 3rd instead of the 3rd of October, etc.”

“And July 4th instead of 4th of July, sir?”

“No. That one stays.”

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

@Phil_Lewis_ Fake and gay

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

Do more

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

“We’re Working Tomorrow So You Won’t Have To!” 🇺🇸

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

President probably shouldn’t be threatening a nations destruction and invoke islams god if that’s true

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

There is no great American republic without FAITH.

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

@RearAdBsBlog Feds dumbass

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

Didn’t realize cash Petel was such a fan

[Reuters @Reuters]

Hundreds of masked members of the white nationalist group Patriot Front marched through parts of Washington, ​D.C., ahead of the Independence Day ‌festivities planned for the evening https://t.co/MaUjWGUcpd

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

So sophisticated you’re being overrun by Africa and Pakistan 😂😂😂

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

Americans are celebrating 250 years today

Meanwhile, Europe has been continuously inhabited by humans for over 45,000 years

No wonder the EU is so much more sophisticated

Don't worry, little brother, you'll get there some day

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

Don’t forget about all the Paki’s

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

@RapidResponse47 Voted for him thrice

NO

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

🫡

Patriot

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

In honor of America’s 250th birthday, here are 10 FACTS about America that make the Europoors punch the air

1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth

2. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible

3. America invented freedom, electricity, air conditioning, the car, capitalism, voting, Christianity, and democracy

4. America singled-handedly won both world wars

5. America is undefeated in wars and even battles

6. America has won all of the world’s Super Bowl and SEC Championships

7. The US dollar is the most valuable currency in earth. $50k would make you a millionaire in London when you convert to pounds

8. America literally built the tallest man-made structure on Earth, the Statute of Liberty 🗽

9. Less than 20% of Europeans have internet access but all Americans do

10. America is now the premiere soccer power on earth and will almost certainly win the World Cup

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

Nobody cares

[Lo @LoLoByke]

My ancestors were slaves 250 years ago. I’m not celebrating shit

[Chipper Joñesiñ’ @bcalhoun27]

*offense

We won, use proper English

[IronDuke @IronDuk05186191]

The USA is 250 years old. England is way over 1.000 years old. No offence to Americans.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Jum @JesterJum]

Yall be careful on the roads this 4th of July weekend.

Men will be drinking excessively and letting their wives drive them home.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.