Beth Campanella

#KMCforever

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

What an amazing gesture from an unbelievably special school. I’m certain Katiebug is smiling and proud to be part of the graduating class. Countless thanks to @iwaprincipal @IWAPresident and all at @iwaredknights. Bravo and thank you. #graduate94 https://t.co/Ur14IwF4zF

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

Being dressed as Santa Claus immediately puts you up on a moral high ground. ‘Tis the season to cast judgement.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

I've never written a menu, but I'll assume any item with a ❤️next to it means it is tasteless and boring.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

Does anyone know where the time went? ...Asking for every Mom on Facebook sending their kids to school.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

Pretty sure that under the Statue of Liberty costume for those Liberty Tax street performers, is a straight jacket or house-arrest anklet.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

Not sure if there is a better barometer for a douchebag than a guy who points at himself and says 'this guy' when referring to himself.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

I think @Jeep people are mistakenly presumptuous to say that we non-Jeepers wouldn't understand. Give us a chance.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

I wish people on home improvement shows used the term 'space' more. It really makes them sound like they know their shit.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

Moms have been saying to wear clean underwear since time began. No place is that more important than in the hip-hop community. #sagging

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

@JimGaffigan Don't you have a gaggle of kids?? No one dare question an excuse that involves kids. #untouchable

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

Not sure I would have ever bought a @Hyundai, but that 'Woo-Hooing" maniacal moron Wally Darwish solidified that I won't. #napletonhyundai

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

Maybe @kanyewest using @MCHammer as a financial advisor wasn't such a good idea after all.

[Beth Campanella @bcampanellaaa]

Hahahahahahahaha, we have wondered this since '95 https://t.co/FpLvZg6Dk6

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

This question has plagued mankind for many years, but why does the @DirtCheapChickn where a swimsuit in their commercials?

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

I was dabbing back when it was still called sneezing into your arm to avoid passing along germs.

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

In keeping with all of the talk of signings and colleges, I signed another check to my daughter's college. #HighlyRecruitedDad

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

@bcampanellaaa If you see him out and about, be sure to to wish him a Happy Bday. Although Shakira may get pissed https://t.co/AUgVtbJLDM

[Beth Campanella @bcampanellaaa]

@JPCampstamp hahahahahaha I heard she was a pretty big deal there, Dad!

[JCampanella @JPCampstamp]

@bcampanellaaa I know they used to have a darling gal in this job last summer. Her Dad was a very handsome man. https://t.co/3elM8m4CFq