beesa😽

26, she/her, avid retweeter

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

I'll admit it's less funny now

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

we should calculate how much the aipac total is for all these candidates so we know how much the maga billionaire backed foreign govt lobby got prominent dems to keep the attention on an antizionist twitch streamer thru lies, instead of trumps admin in these critical midterms

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Long Chile will rise ✊

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

i deadass just block people i mildy disagree with #notinmyechochamber

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

cats at 3am:

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

told my husband that bc I’m on my period my body requires certain vitamins and nutrients that can only be found in sushi and he goes “if you want to get sushi delivered do it but please stop acting like your period is cancer and sushi is your chemotherapy” it is though… it is…

[Alexander Lacherbauer @lacherbauer]

Bloomington-Normal HSR station when the Chicago to St. Louis Super-Express blows through at 220mph.

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too