BCFerrys

The most interesting marine transportation system parody account in the world.

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We have reached our cruising altitude of zero feet.

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@iamkennethchan G’byeee Ferrys

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Attention passengers on the outer decks. Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises.

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@OverStMungos What was the question again?

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42.

https://t.co/gG6Exlnk4B

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@cat_shei What sorcery is this??

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Important notice: AI-generated tickets will not be accepted.

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Reminder to all passengers to disembark and stay disembarked once your ferry has reached its destination.

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WRIT OVERBOARD!!

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@EDenhoff Expect snap delays.

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Today’s cafeteria special is Continental Breakfast.

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@postition @mattgurney We were away. What happened?

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Propulsion problems persist. Presume postponements.

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Our “local vibe” is cavitation.

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We have no comment on the clam-action lawsuit.

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@OverStMungos Tiger Lilies are awesome.

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When the Autumn weather
Turns the leaves to flame
One hasn’t got time
For the waiting game

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@BeforeJoebiden Parody accounts don’t pay for anything.

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We are de-commissioning all of our U.S.-built ferrys.

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@AlfaMikeNS We’re not real. Read our bio.

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@paul_siddaway Oh, snap. Thought it would help.

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We are not anticipating heavier-than-normal traffic over the long weekend.