Bridget Chau

[Dora Pekec @dorapekec]

Mayor Mamdani signs an “executive order” to repeal NYC kids bedtime during the Knicks finals :)

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

housing crisis solved on day 1

[Bridget Chau @bchaufun]

@JessKay99 Release the costar

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

It's fun in 2025 to teach a room full freshman that the American Revolution was ignited by the colonists' hatred of tariffs and excessive police force and watch the gear wheels start turning for 15% of them. -OS

[Steven Mazie @stevenmazie]

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional

ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting people to detain and deport is cool cool cool

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

can’t believe we opted for 1984 dystopia (surveillance and denial of historical fact) and Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (erosion of literacy) instead of Brave New World dystopia (everyone gets fucked up on government-sanctioned drugs and goes to the movies all the time)

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

CNN absolutely coming for people's throats lmao

[Dishing The Rock @dishingtherock]

@jailedamanda If the oxford comma goes I’m going with it

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Bush 1 (R) - Gulf War

Clinton (D) - No Wars

Bush 2 (R) - Iraq War

Bush 2 (R) - Afghanistan War

Obama (D) - No Wars

Biden (D) -No Wars

Trump (R) - Iran War

Anyone Not seeing the trend here?

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

There’s schools in New Mexico open 4 days a week bc they can’t afford Friday. Schools in Baltimore close when it’s too hot bc they cant afford AC. In whole counties in South Dakota people die a decade before everyone else. But there’s always money for bombs. Alway money for bombs

[rachael 🧸 @raychellaaa]

damn okay. you got that

[Giancarlo Sopo @GiancarloSopo]

The dumbest discourse on this website right now is the effort to interpret the Catholic Church—the oldest institution on Earth—through the lens of American politics. The papacy traces back to St. Peter. It predates your ideology and isn’t meant to fit inside it.

[Trevor @krwr17]

“Today’s second collection will be for the NIL efforts at the holy father’s alma mater”

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

It’s actually incredible we can somehow make the new Pope about college basketball. It truly is the most global sport in the world.

[🇺🇸 @steelpengos42]

A new pope might be selected before Shadeur Sanders.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I understand the market is down and you’re losing money on your investments but one well placed parlay can fix all that

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

"One of the great games in Final Four history" 🗣️

On this day in 2021, Jalen Suggs hit one of the most iconic shots in #MarchMadness history to keep @ZagMBB's perfect season alive 👏