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[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

matter of fact ..... nvm

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

two things to never ask a woman

1. her age
2. her snap score 😜

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

im bringing necking back and im starting with costumers that give me attitude

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

balls is a great thing to call them thats exactly what they are

[episode one @E1podcast]

In 2019 I was hiking alone and my phone was dead but I swear to god I saw a Squidward

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

im gonna need time off work when ringo starr dies fr

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

in heaven u can sometimes go up to 100 mph in school zones

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

me dream job to drive monster truck

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

sometimes u get home from work n its an eyes closed type of dinner

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

what my mom texts me vs my dad

[garshmo @garshmo]

I can give myself a fever using only a thought

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

@mlkfunkopop im sayinggggggggggggggg

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

wathcing americas pastime #jeopardy!

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

jamie ding #jeopardy

[linden @7mansions7]

when i was little i saw a gold alien walk out of my grandparents grandfather clock

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Some people just don’t like me because I’m too cute

[𝐵𝑀𝑂 @bchmaine]

somkin on that shi that made @Neilyoung