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[Maria Bruno @MariaBruno01]

Ohio republicans doing absolutely everything they can to pin the comments of a guy that *no one* in either party likes on dems, meanwhile they’re silent on their AG candidate’s “Renee Good had it coming” essay published Monday

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

the boomer in my break room blasting the cringiest Republican propaganda at full volume…. It should be legal to sho*t people that do that. One shot for every conservative rap song you’re forcing me to listen to

[brandon* @brndxix]

theres a concerning amount of people who genuinely think undocumented immigrants are on medicaid and snap

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

buttered noodles with lemon is one of gods greatest gifts to us

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking doubles all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you there is really no way to know

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

@kaeboeckman lmao 😭

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

trying to explain the halftime show to my mom I think I would rather be shot square in the head

[Val for Nevada @ValforNevada]

choosing between Lockheed Martin and the Ku Klux Klan every four years back and forth until the asteroid comes

[𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆. @Iittlstrawberry]

When people talk about taking too much Benadryl and seeing the hat man this is what I imagine

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

both eggs were double yolked this morning. killing myself postponed

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

BREAKING: FBI is currently hunting the CIA

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

pour one out for my man Jimmy Carter

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

@emilyfeltz LMAO let me have my win

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

my classmates were convinced our instructor had a husband and I insisted she was gay. Today she told us a story about her and her wife. gaydar undefeated

[311 @bckmn_ambr]

got myself an Airbnb in Columbus just so I can be alone and take the worlds longest hottest bath imaginable