Carrie

[Carrie @bcmkh]

Anybody else ready to lose it over these Save On commercials during TSN Jets broadcasts?? Ugh

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you’re a right-handed human.

Righty: what does that mean?

God: the entire world is basically designed for you to thrive.

Righty: wow!

God: I know!

Lefty: what about me?

God: you’ll be fine lol.

[later]

Lefty: [struggling to cut paper with scissors] I am not fine.

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@eaw513 What a lucky boy to have such loving caregivers. ❤️‍🩹

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@Laura_voteblue So sorry. He’s beautiful.

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@JimGaffigan Jim…hate to break to it ya…. You and this cat, hard to tell you apart

[Carrie @bcmkh]

I just voted for Don Amero in SiriusXM's Top of the Country. Check them out for yourself! https://t.co/yEXh4UWLan

[Carrie @bcmkh]

Can we just stop with the “I’m obsessed” already? 😖

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@ddems2 Proud of you guys!

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@markscheifele55 thanks for playing your heart out! Your fans know you’re a good guy. Just sayin 😘

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@prettygirlbrock 😂

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@TheTexasSky And if a bag of hammers was a person, that’d be you

[Carrie @bcmkh]

I’ve flipping had it with 3/4 length sleeves

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@mistererickson Honeymoon Suite

[grudge judy 🏳️‍🌈 @mistererickson]

Date yourself by naming one concert you attended.

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Today, every view of this video helps create positive change. All you need to do is watch it and Bell will donate 5¢ more to Canadian mental health initiatives. Retweet to help spread the word! #BellLetsTalk

[Carrie @bcmkh]

@RespectfulMemes yellow but I guess orange

[Carrie @bcmkh]

Wow, Arnie!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Words do not do this justice, so just watch it.

Thank you @Schwarzenegger