@bmay Wow, Brendon. Thanks for this. I've added "a visit to The Sidewalk Cafe in shitville" to my bucket list. Can't wait to meet Cyclops on my odyssey (and his little sister and the ten inbreds they've puppied.
#ToryFascistDictatorship
@Steven_Swinford Fake news Gove weasel shagged a burd:
๐Shirtlifter
๐Bumbandit
๐Rides the chocolate underground
๐Bender
๐Fag
๐Gove Tory bumboy in tanktop.
Choose one of the above.
#ToryScum
@jdpoc That's a certain 2 brown paper bags student residence date (after 10 pints) - 1 for her head and 1 for yours, in case hers falls off.
#BravermanOut
@NickGriffinBU Shropshire?? Whaur the fek is that? Do they shag sheep there? Hibs havnae had a decent far-left winger since Willie Ormond, you shite fir brains twat. Also, the twat at Waverley was never in the Paras. Cap is oot ae Army Navy Surplus Stores or bought oan e-bay.
#ToryScum
@LBC@NickFerrariLBC Note the photo of the Wโ๏ธ in the Daily Pale - claims to be vet hero time served Royal Signals in Ulster. Check the beret he's sporting!!! Looks like para reg with cap badge bought on e-bay. Tosser.
#Torylies
@MrsAstronaut That puss aeways looks like it's chewin' a wasp. Great Spanish idiom is "mal follada". Roughly translates tae : "needs a guid humpin'!"
#BBCghosts
@g_gosden Wicked Witch o' t'East blames rain coming from the other way!!!!
Thick as a halloween turnip but not quite as attractive.
#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern