brendan

life’s too short to be rude

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

In a hearing where residents grilled officials on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed an NDA with any party regarding developments that could affect the town?

The majority of the township's officials refused to answer.

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 Former #Ravens WR DeAndre Hopkins, who’s made a reported $144.4M in career earnings in 13 NFL seasons, revealed that he takes finance classes at Clemson during the offseason to learn how to manage his money himself as opposed to hiring a financial advisor or manager

[Lance Lysowski @LLysowski]

Joel Nystrom, who played 38 games for the Hurricanes, is not engraved on the Cup, but the owner put the names of his five children.

Other support staff are also deserving.

Tacky. And not at all surprising.

[Promethean 🌲🚄 @martian_lore]

The thing about being an apex predator is that, if you live long enough, the way you die is by starving to death

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Never forget this photograph

[Steve ⛏️ @MeincraftSteve]

Thank god. My feet are KILLING ME 😭

[Mary Mary enthusiast Eva Eva @evadotnet]

majority white cheetah girls you must be out your rabbit ass mind like seriously

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[ash 🍉 @krillmaf]

i absolutely love how all the wpbl teams are named after trailblazing strong women it’s so good

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

An explosion of misinformation about Nolan Wells has spread across social media, including an AI video that used his mother's likeness to spread misinfo https://t.co/6ggMOu8AZr

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Because yall don’t understand idioms no more. It mean you can’t have it both ways. It don’t mean you literally can’t have cake. If you eat da cake it’s gone which means you can either eat da cake or not eat da cake.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent Jordan Clarkson has agreed to a one-year, $3.9 million deal to return to the New York Knicks, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul and agent Brandon Cavanaugh tell ESPN.

[Snukkems @Snukkems_Art]

The documentary I"my friend the octopus" has the octopus nearly eaten while his "friend" watches without helping and the octopus doesnt fuck with him the same afterwards and dude keeps saying things like "I dont understand why she treats me different"

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I like our pediatrician because he lets me know when I'm being ridiculous. I mentioned that we have the CDC Milestones tracker app and the baby is meeting all of the 15 month ones except for hugging stuffed animals and he said it looks like Harvard is out of the picture now

[𝐉 𝐭𝐡e 𝐋𝐀𝐃~𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 @J_the_L_A_D_]

So hypothetically is it possible to make a functional full color tv now

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Draymond Green and LeBron James are planning to hang out this week, per @ShamsCharania

(Via @stephenasmith / h/t @TheHeatCentral )

[levy @1929stockcrash]

Met my mom’s cousin who’s an artist in Germany. I mention the Berlin Wall and he goes “oh, want a piece? I have a bucketful” and just let me go through the bucket. Danke schön

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

"Get over racism, it doesn't exist anymore"

The woman who told the lie about Emmet Till died 3 years ago.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Taco Bell has changed popular menu items due to a parasite spreading across the US

Lettuce, guacamole and pico de gallo are among the ingredients temporarily removed