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@ChanceBoren I tolerate pasta salad.

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@rebeccajoc @JohnGPettus @kevinleversee @jaketapper Except it was https://t.co/Jqq8T4J9G8

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Middleditch and Schwartz invented theatre! #verizon #bigred @rejectedjokes

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@PFTompkins

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I just donated to Ammar Campa-Najjar for Congress! https://t.co/cD0Z8KgGjO

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Blood drive @ San Diego, California https://t.co/woLdpRW5U5

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40-year-old Brian says thanks for all the birthday wishes everybody! https://t.co/vg2RTFJ3jl

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@SweetMattyD, @pennjillette, Thanks for the mention on @pennsunday. I've never been the first to do anything! #FLEXFIT

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@notch @jeb_ FWIW my 5 year old son is requesting moose and monkeys for 1.7. Thanks for your consideration.

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@ChanceBoren wearing my MASH tshirt just for you today.

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@ChanceBoren Awesome! Logan decided not to wear his darth maul mask cuz he wants to be a young darth sidious instead.

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@ChanceBoren When I feel that small, I think about subatomic particles and then I feel big again.

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@ChanceBoren wave at me, i will be flying over Seattle around 3am on my way back from Alaska.

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@Deviliciousfood, Why you always have to be so far away from me :(

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Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web! http://t.co/NtQg9M0P

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@Sheik__Yerbouti did you see it through the yellow windows of the evening train?

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@ChanceBoren what is the sound of one hand clapping?

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@Sheik__Yerbouti You should. @codyr and I have been eating at trucks a lot lately. ooh and @SDSushiNinjas was at the office today. Nom!

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31F :|

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Lift-the-flap books were created by the devil