In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/euLoeUeSJL
ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT. GET YOUR OWN FIVE DOLLARS AT https://t.co/MK6vWy7UA6 #GOTFIVEDOLLARS
This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
Love
StewBeef
Amazing Foo Fighters show tonight, best ever. Roger Taylor, Zac Brown, Tom Morello and Perry Farrell joined in, still can't believe the awesomeness. #FooFighters#superbowl @ Atlantic Station https://t.co/W3sdeXGwDT
Times Like These w/Warren Haynes. And yes, roadie in a pink bunny outfit. Only weird if you aren't here. @ U.S. Cellular Center https://t.co/EI1ADdb1jd
Giveaway time brothers!! 😱😱Enter the #BurritoRoyale giveaway for a chance to win free @ChipotleTweets burritos for a year AND the chance to play with me! Like and retweet to enter! Rules: https://t.co/RJtcuoGlOB
@ZachKleinWSB Wife and I just got $17k to get bumped for our flight to Chicago, arriving 8hrs later. Go Dawgs! (And a plane full of fans passed up less)