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[Sean Snyder 🍻 @wolfsny66]

Man. Watching clips of Michelle and Barack speak just shows how utterly inept, incompetent, childish, and narcissistic that orange fuck, and his hooker wife, are.

[Congressman Christian D. Menefee @RepCDMenefee]

They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled.

There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.

[Real American @ecofishsex]

Brave enough to do this but not brave enough to drink out of the same drinking fountain as a black guy

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

@WhiteHouse What kinda dildo talks about themselves in the 3rd person

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I PROMISE YOU THAT THE UFC EVENT ON THE SOUTH LAWN WILL BE THE LARGEST GATHERING OF DOMESTIC ABUSERS AND SEXUAL PREDATORS IN WHITE HOUSE HISTORY 👍

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

If you knew someone that had pleaded the 5th 97 times in court, had 34 felonies, 91 criminal charges, 26 sexual assault allegations, 6 bankruptcies, 5 draft deferments, 4 indictments, and a fake university & charity shut down for fraud, why the FUCK would you make him PRESIDENT??

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

It’s the most corrupt and criminal administration in history.

And it’s not close.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

@JoeConchaTV You Repubs are such betas bro

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

It still blows my mind how @bennyjohnson and Tim Pool @Timcast were both CAUGHT taking money from Vladimir Putin and now they're part of the goddamn American White House press pool.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Megyn Kelly: Trump has cheated on every wife he’s had. He met Marla Maples while he was married to Ivana, the mother of his children

Ivana accused him of raping her. She alleged he was so angry over the hair transplant she made him get, and that it was so painful, that he raped her.

[Elai @elaifresh]

The Crunchwrap Supreme has existed for 5x longer than the Confederacy

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

David Daniel, a Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Donald Trump, is set to plead guilty in a separate federal case involving the sexual exploitation of a minor and the possession of sexually explicit images of children

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGAs are dumb af.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

President Trump was convicted of fraud, and has pardoned over 70 people convicted of fraud.

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

@Riley_Gaines_ In the very next chapter after the “you shall not murder” commandment, the Covenant Code declares that killing a fetus wasn’t murder & that a fetus was property & not a person (a few verses after saying there was no punishment for accidentally killing your slave).

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Donald gets barely half the deal President Obama got for at least 50 times the cost.

The art of the deal...

No wonder this clown bankrupted multiple casinos.