Matthew Arms

40 year old former Code Monkey living in KCMO

[Matthew Arms @bd480]

@Nick_Rogue_ @ChaChayourvmom Have we tried lasagna and garlic bread, especially if it's made by Layna?

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@persecuteable @ChaChayourvmom Who really determines normality of such things? Personally not for me, but also one I won't kinkshame (though I wish Tarantino would curb his camera some), as outside of Jerry Brudos, it has a far lower body count than other paraphilias.

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@lumitiem Working in casinos, I did indeed spy the chippy. Combines two of my favorite things, games w/ stakes and creampies...

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@ChaChayourvmom That's a lot of cream, is that a Peter North model soft-serve machine?

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@CottontailVA Take as long as you need Cotton, we'll understand. In that second Pic she's every inch the lady in need of head scritches and the others are just varying levels of precious. She will be missed, but remembered fondly, which is really all any of us can ask for in the end

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@Batmanisballin @ChaChayourvmom If Sweetrobin from Game of Thrones is anything to go by...no :)

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@Nagibetter_ @Filian_King @filianIsLost @ChaChayourvmom Still not as bad as Robin Arryn from Game of Thones

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@maki_itoh As a huge fan of mungbean balls filled with red bean paste, I need that pie in my life

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@weeb_luv88 @RheaRipley_WWE Indeed Nacho

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@maki_itoh Hello there, yourself. Wrestling's hardest working champion be looking FINE.

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@AlhazaredM @maki_itoh Maki does have that big Gogo energy

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@shidahikaru

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@eatmorebrocklee @minakimes A gif from Firewalker, you're a person of taste and distinction.

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@PogDigital @MattSpaulding22 @minakimes So, time to abandon the run and let Purdy air it out every snap?

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@WUPanthers4 @crypt0clarence @minakimes I'd even say hold for 3rd. No Hollywood Brown to start the year, Kelce has another year of wear on the tires, and who knows if Xavier Worthy can take the hits for 17 games.

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@BMBMMIX2 Mami is my month, so the answer is, "Who do I have to kill for her to acquiesce?!"

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@minakimes As someone whose 5'7" and 3/4, this speaks to me on so many levels. Own that fraction of an imperial measurement standard, it's your's.

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@TheRealLastTake @_MLFootball @cheetah The man himself, no? A wing of his house...depends on how many of his kids are unsupervised.

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@ToddFerguson01 @TalkinBaseball_ His legacy lives on, as other umps embrace calling balls and strikes using the Force

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@smeagollwith2Ls @RepDickSwett @ShawnSorter @minakimes @BrettKollmann Well, Mahomes has him locked into Whattaburger rn, so the cheeseburgers kinda suck.