Britt

i’d be a good ed debevics waitress

[Britt @bdahmss]

when i die spread my ashes in a portillos cheese cup

[Britt @bdahmss]

Sam Levinson went Quentin Tarantino on the finale that’s all I have to say #euphoria

[julia @juumelo_]

your honor who gives a fuck lowkey

[Lumi @Lumivibes_]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Neet @neet_sol]

People who work 9-5’s are like fuck yeah I have 1-3pm off one day in July for a dentist appointment

[Britt @bdahmss]

maybe, just maybe, if I organize my sock drawer everything will be alright for a while

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟𐮜 @Lifeofstelynn]

I’m pretty sure I’ve thought about running away more as an adult than as a child.

[1993 @huuuhhx]

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue

[Kissy @kissywild82]

Be the reason someone can’t use your name for their baby

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

The amount of cookies I've watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Sorry I'm late my dog put his paw on me.

[René @schizohustler]

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

[Devan @zeokatt]

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours

[gant @gantisdant]

bro just one more monkey on the bed i swear. nobody’s gonna bonk their head this time. just one more monkey bro please

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

[lisahsmithlhs @lisahsmithlhs]

🐵😆🤣😂

[🥨 @elyshianone]

hoping the next viral trend is common sense

[Mike Cavanaugh @mikecavmusic]

People were more outraged with Sydney’s clothing than they are with Iryna’s murder

[Britt @bdahmss]

my favorite notifications are from #Libby