Bernadette Deamico

Optimistic realist, pragmatic artsy-type, cat & dog person, marketing/PR/events. Full of big ideas and and short naps.

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

Remember rocking out, fist pumping and hair shaking?

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

Finally a successful, best selling @realDonaldTrump product #FireAndFury #Resist #ITMFA

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Even the dragon can't resist Jon Snow!! Oooooo touch me again king of the north. Denarys YOU need to bend a knee! Jesus Wept he so fine!!

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

Annnnd somewhere @GabbyGiffords is muttering "Bitch, please..." #GunControl

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Men upset about all-female screenings of Wonder Woman should check this all-male screening of the presidency.

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Trump uses an unsecured phone. Mishandles intel. Surrounded by collusion scandals. Don't let GOP ever tell you they care about security.

[Greg 👻 @waltisfrozen]

Every photo of Jared Kushner looks like he just realized he's going to prison for Donald Trump.

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

LinkedIn: somebody is looking at your profile!
Me: Uh, it's my daughter... 🙄
Also me: Is she hiring?? #LinkedIn #hireme #wantanewbag

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

I entered to win @birchbox’s Choose Your Summer Adventure vacation giveaway. Get in on the fun: https://t.co/nQJ9wPqzbp

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

Light as a feather, stiff as a board...light as a feather, stiff as a board #arabsleepover #babysittersclub

[Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance]

Loyalty pledges of federal officers are made only to the Constitution. Men & women died preserving & defending it. This? Disgraces us all. https://t.co/gkkNSkWQUZ

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

Found $4 in my jeans pocket. So far I'm owning casual Friday. #CasualFriday #foundmoney

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Washington-to-English Dictionary

"I'm not going to get into a back and forth" = I'm not going to win that argument

[km. @itsjustkoachk]

We are Bethune-Cookman University. And best believe Mary taught us well.

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

There's those who tell us we need a border wall to distract us from the vertical wall that already exists #followthemoney

[“Everyone counts or no one counts” @MaggieJordanACN]

Employees fired by Trump:
Sally Yates
Preet Bharara
James Comey

Employees investigating Trump:
Sally Yates
Preet Bharara
James Comey

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear agents of the FBI Counterintelligence Division: Stand strong in your investigation of Trump & Russia. Our nation is relying on you.

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

Post ACA vote wondered why 1 would fuck Mil who determine your career. Then watched @HandmaidsOnHulu n wondered where The Colonies will be

[Bernadette Deamico @bdettey]

Guys, @BirchboxMan is giving away awesome prizes all week to celebrate their 5th anniversary Check out today’s prize https://t.co/OxA3014ncL

[Robbie Gramer @RobbieGramer]

Trumps’ “VOICE” Hotline set up for people to report on crime from illegal aliens was reportedly overloaded with calls about space aliens