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Why do I have no problem with rolling my own cigs but a fucking burrito is a whole other story

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@WayneSr1954 Where’s the dislike button

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Her kankels are falling out

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That beaver already has all the wood it can handle. We can’t feed it anymore

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These Milwaukee head phones are whoring out my ear holes

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Who ever gave me spam yesterday fuck you I crop dusted myself today

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Girl when you have a garden hose you get to chose where it goes

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Wtf why is the doctor checking out my eyes wearing pink crocs

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Hey shoppers where’s the preparation H

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Fuck the float just plow that bitch hard and deep

[Glizzy Gobbler @glizzygooble]

hey can I get $60 on dyed diesel and a pack of dyed smokes.

Why dont we as a society have rez farmer smokes yet?

[Glizzy Gobbler @glizzygooble]

bout to put the ranch in rancher

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May 8 11:13pm it happened with her if you know you know

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One episode of sex in the city and she can smoke cigs in my bed wtf

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It’s nice knowing that bps is missing me and phoning me that a random order with a bunch of drinks are ready for me to get

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Why does my gf want to only blow ruffles and who the fuck is ruffles

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Who knew the cure to a stuffed nose was raw dawg at night #homeremedy

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Pork rinds and some pornos

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took my baby girl to apple bees and got on one knee

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Who the fuck let me eat that much snacks last night #indacouch