Glizzy Gobbler

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#dutchlerete 28 I’m coming for you banana bar you are my future

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I’m just a wooden plank

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rather go do an 8ball off a transit bus floor than go to a paint night at a local tavern. #milenialbirthdays

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First he ate 18 sugar cookies and then my whole can of Pringles

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I hate having white people spaghetti mouth

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It’s hard to make a living when Canada is a melting pot

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about to have a water birth after this Olive Garden who wants to be my doula

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Why do only butch like bitches work at Montana’s?

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PPPP pink porta potty patrol

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Rez daddy

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#throatgoat

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People with fupas don’t get to have opinions

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Fendt is my fentanyl

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Serves u right blowing ur knee out on my gym membership

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Why is daddy’s little truck princess driving a red Honda civic

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bout to put the ranch in rancher

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hey can I get $60 on dyed diesel and a pack of dyed smokes.

Why dont we as a society have rez farmer smokes yet?

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#believewomen

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I’m taking my boyfriend’s manhood away from him one day at a time.

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@bdk7000 Where’s the dislike button