Day drinking is at it's highest in my life rn. The quarantine shit is getting expensive! Who knew my 37 year old self would be able to out drink my 22 year old self?! #nolongerlightweightstatus
All I’m sayin’ is that if your child acts like a pleasant, well mannered, benevolent scholar at school, and like a certifiably deranged, belligerent fucking demon lord at home, then I’d like to high five you because same.