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[Adam☘️ @CelticsAdam34]

- Overrated
- One foot in the grave
- Cripple
- Demon
- Sophomore slump

Second round exit at best

[☀️ @herechigoes]

Tatum always collects fuck nigga

[𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 @jude1141671]

Sunday night is when students suddenly remember all the assignments they ignored all week.

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself it’s a wrap 😂

[KingOfDaHill🩸 @SonnyQuagen]

Police always tb they smell marijuana nah sir ima li musty it’s chill

[🇸🇴 @ibrasquared]

40 somali niggas somewhere in the twin cities just yelled alhamdulilaah and went into sujuud

[thigs @JThigs]

Durkversary right after Kirkversary

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

ai youngboy 2 stop running in n out my fucking house

[Karan @ksenguptaa]

More flops more pump fakes. I need 10 free throws a game @jaytatum0

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

Every real nigga had a Baby Smoove phase

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[Celtics Lover @CelticsLover911]

JayPhilly: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

JayPhilly: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded.”

Deuce: *runs off in tears* “NOOO UNCLE JAYWEN GOT TWADED?! NOW WHOSE GONNA TEACH ME about the crossover and intersection between environmentalism, social justice, and education. In combination with raising awareness, leveraging your platform and influence and investing in a sustainable future?”

[Mari @mrcapsaveahoe1]

Would of tore that whole city up

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

watching people try to tell Celtics fans about Jaylen Brown is hilarious man

[Joel @Bjant96]

they wanted Tatum to stay the good house negro they think him to be . Diss dat nigga again cuzzo

[Rami @4PF_Rami]

JARVISSSSSSSS.
Get Jayson on the line.
It’s time.

*somewhere in Malibu Jayson Tatum receives a call*

Agent 0. Turn on the TV.

*BREAKING NEWS: Lebron James joins Jaylen Brown and the 76ers reads across the screen*

Agent 0 are you still there?

Yes Agent R.

Do you understand what you have to do?

Yes Agent R.

Agent 0?

Yes?

I love you bro. Destroy them.

[c4 ☘️ @c4Bostonn]

The 2026 Philadelphia 76ers

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

oh you somehow managed to stop the maxey-lebron pick and roll this time? here’s a jaylen brown tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween

[Faverani’s burner @Celticsenjoyer2]

Banking on Jaylen Brown to swing the rock