Brendan

I have never improved a situation by worrying about it

[Brendan @bdown_182]

That's a jalapeño you simple bitch

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today I learned new American phrase…🇺🇸

“Motion”

Can’t stop my motion deadass.

[Eric Italiano @ericitaIiano]

George Bailey was the first recorded instance of someone hitting that shit fr

[Joey Ferris @FerrisWheelPro]

I knew John Cena was cool, but not THIS cool.

[Brendan @bdown_182]

@theboymanager @StJsn1 Need

[Odd Steam Reviews @OddSteamReviews]

Expedition 33

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Real Star Wars heads know that in Shield of Lies (1996) Luke reveals he has memorized the exact number of people he killed on the Death Star and their stations, and that the weight of it stays with him constantly. Loser.

[cj- @cjnieI]

barista paused making my coffee and asked if I think trust can be rebuilt

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is from when you hid from the January 6th mob. You know the criminals that Donald pardoned.

[Brendan @bdown_182]

Me and the Baddie I pulled being autistic

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and The Rizzler

[Brendan @bdown_182]

*Me watching Stabler and Benson stumble into the most shocking murder I've ever seen*

God that's such a nice apartment. How does she afford that?

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

nyc subway ads:

[Liberal Tear Creator™ @LibTearCreator1]

🚨 BREAKING:

Patrick Mahomes post game interview is NOT what you expect!

🤣🤣🤣

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

two princesses supporting the Eagles over the years #SuperBowlLIX

[Grusha🕯 @decadentquill]

No one:
Matilda's dad:

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Come and take it.

[Brendan @bdown_182]

The American mind cannot comprehend the tightness of European jeans.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes