Beads!Bees!

my cat's breath smells like cat food

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Jared Kushner holds no government position.

Yet he is our Middle East Envoy.

The Saudis have paid him $100M and invested $2B in his firm.

He pushed for Saudi nuclear enrichment over the objection of national security officials.

Today his father-in-law made it happen.

But what about my paintings…

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I’ll tell you what: if Barack Obama had launched an illegal war, 16 U.S. service members were dead, and another was missing in action, the MAGA media machine would be frothing at the mouth. Right now? Quiet as a church mouse. Fucking cowards.

[Lonny Baxter @LonnyBaxter35]

Just happened to bump into the 🐐 walking around campus today! 🐢🐢🏀🏀👑👑🥇🥇

#goterps🐢🐢
#garyland🏀🏀

[Jim Smith @TerpsADJimSmith]

Amazing night hosting our Flagship Series Terps at the Beach evening hosted by Scott and Jodi Weitz in South Bethany. Opportunity for us to spend time with great Terps in Delmarva. Continuing our momentum and bringing our community together to help the Terps win! #GoTerps 🐢

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy explains how the light traps insects without killing them, allowing them to eventually fall into the water and provide a natural food source for the trout.

[Beads!Bees! @beadsbees]

@fred_guttenberg @mehdirhasan You're a clown

[Bartolo Colón @BColon40]

My 583 Cal Ripken Jr.’s 2,632
(Helmet Losses)    (Consecutive Games)
            🤝
Never Being Broken

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[Beads!Bees! @beadsbees]

@masnRoch Hey @masnRoch, maybe you can ask some tough questions of Elias next time he slinks out from the shadows. Why are all of his stud hitting prospects complete zeroes at the ML level?

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

ICE murdered a man in Houston today. He wasn't white so most people won't care ... but this keeps happening and the agency keeps lying about it: https://t.co/wvjOQii5Eh

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how delusional some clothing descriptions are. You read the tag and it’s like, “Hand wash only. Tumble dry on low.” Son, you’re a cotton T shirt. You’re going in the washing machine, and whatever happens in there is in God’s hands.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary) @ChaosAgent_42]

You stupid MAGA yokels spent weeks boasting about Trump's fabulous new pool. And, now that it's become the predictable clusterfuck anyone with a brain could have predicted, you'd better shut the fuck up while I smear your face in it.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[master_chief_2.0 @ChiefTwopointoh]

My stomach between Memorial Day and Labor Day

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Trump's stock trading is even worse than you thought.

One trade after another was followed by Trump making suspiciously timed comments boosting the companies he invested in.

Boeing, Robinhood, Palantir — in each case Trump bought the stock then publicly praised the companies.

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

I did not see this coming, but my election has become an inflection point for our whole country. Today we make history.

Will you be part of this historic day by voting, calling friends who can vote, posting to social media, or making a donation?

Spread the word fellow patriots!

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus