Bea Ferreal

Currently awaiting my personalized bio written by @dionnewarwick

Meanwhile here are my poop tweets:

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

My mother was a docent at the zoo and whenever there was a baby animal everyone got to suggest names. My mom won only once and now whenever I go visit I point and tell everyone within earshot that THAT'S MY MAMA'S LLAMA, DAMADINGDONG

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@CleavageCrumbs @GotJbenny @pepsi In the southern US also

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@fesshole And they think we use 100 or more tampons per week

(See: https://t.co/zjusCYUcUp

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@anon_opin I do feel awful for all the grief I gave my parents. I am also quite angry that my one & only offspring has chosen to remain child free, so they will never feel this level of regret for the grif they've caused me

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@anon_opin -OR- both are underpaid and those who have rigged the system thusly are laughing all the way to the bank while we fight over scraps

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@MerriamWebster When my daughter was an infant her moods would change quickly and we joked about renaming her Capricious Mercurial

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@BubbleheadRay @EM_RESUS I had one that came up swinging LOL

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@BrujadelSur24 @rbutler8585 @EM_RESUS It absolutely was critical, never doubt your contribution

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@fesshole That's the ass not the balls

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@anon_opin Unpopular opinion: SNL has always been funny. Maybe not every skit but every show has laughs unless you're just crotchety

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@EM_RESUS How amazing is it that a 50yo had collateralization to this degree?

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@fesshole Shameless

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@BillGates NICE 😉

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@PhysicianDoodle @TheBlondeRN Sir, your EF is 20%

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@fesshole I thought we were locking our stuff up to keep housekeeping from taking it

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@fesshole We called my dad Diddy 🫤

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@JustMikeDaily @fesshole Better ways for YOU to remember folks maybe but no need to shit on HIS way

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Not only does the unsealed filing today spell out his multiple schemes to steal the 2020 election, it also spells out, between the lines, something even more terrifying to him.

His future.

He has a date looming with Justice.

Your job is to make sure he keeps it.

Vote.

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@DRollins_ @nursekelsey So... landline for Christmas?

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

@fesshole EXCEPT YOU

[Bea Ferreal @beaferreal]

Still need consensus on an alternative tho

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Twitter is a different place than even a few days ago, ‘for you’ is populated with bot accounts that algorithm is clearly specifically targeting user with and all the progressive accounts have disappeared from my following TL. No need to beat a dead horse but this place is done.