craig mcglasson

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

@OptaAnalyst 😂😂😂😂

[Stuart Gibson @07sgibson]

@OptaJoe This clearly needs updated - this can't be classed as anything other than a Saka shot on target, surely?

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

A list of things ahead of me in the queue for Ticketmaster

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

@OnlyFoolsLines @yacker1201 @adam_gregory23 @josh_cape This time next year, we could be billionaires!

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

@markjenkinsonmp's braincells have been on the picket line since 1982

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

First Labour failed to condemn the strikes. Now they're literally on the picket lines backing the chaos.

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

@josh_cape Merry viva ronaldo day

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

To The Super League 🥂

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

@spookymnt @FootyAccums Viva Ronaldo 🇵🇹

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

@stephentuke Bruno needs to lay a booby trap for dog shit dave

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

Well 2020 was a gauntlet of dogshit

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

Ending the year with a bag full of lager, pocket full of fags and a shoe full of dogshit. 2020 resolution, stand in less dogshit. Happy new year everyone.

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

@josh_cape 😂😂😂😂
Dogshit Dave microchipping all the vaccines

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

Merry Christmas everyone 🎅 🍺.
Hopefully Santa has been with lots of presents and El Chapo hasn't been to nick your turkey.

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

The Tories will probably try and blame this on the public if it goes wrong. The best we can hope is for it to cause a programme error and short circuit robot @MattHancock's operating system

[NASA @NASA]

Skywatchers, you're in for a once-in-a-lifetime treat! Jupiter & Saturn are doing a planetary dance that will result in the Great Conjunction on Dec 21, just after sunset. Find out:

🤩 When and where to look up
📷 How to photograph the conjunction

Visit: https://t.co/SdQSLex2Ex

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

You just keep up the good work and keep the food parcels off the streets @markjenkinsonmp

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

True. I’m always getting offered a wrap of heroin in exchange for my jacket tatie from Als kitchen

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

True. I’m always getting offered a wrap of heroin in exchange for my jacket tatie from Als kitchen

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

Not to mention covering the cost of Christmas. Or should poor people not celebrate Christmas? At least giving their children a meal during the holidays would be 1 ounce off the weight of the world on their shoulders. I bet you’ll still have a turkey though you fat cunt.

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

The only thing shameful is how out of touch with reality you are by assuming that the parents of the 1.4 million children will feed them. The whole point is that they can’t afford to. For lots of parents it’s a choice of them eating or their kids eating.

[craig mcglasson @beaglemc]

All that people were asking for was a round hot meal for those less fortunate, in a winter when people will probably struggle to pay their gas bill. The government wastes enough money on everything else. But at least you’ll get a pay rise.