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(you/you’re) I’m a masked comedian ........ that’s all I’m allowed to say on advice of counsel

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Where do you buy big #guitars for a #Mariachi band? I’m asking for a #friend #VivaMexico #MexicoIsInUs

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Does anyone else find @OzzyOsbourne more coherent than @JoeBiden?

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@TheoVon why are you going to Toronto and skipping Montreal? Too French for you??

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TIL the first person to call a woman a b*tch was a #cat person, not a #misogynist

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@BenBankas is it true @JustinTrudeau wants to rename the capital Ottawoke?

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Tried to compliment a colleague on her juicy boots this morning but it came out as booty juices. Now I’ve got a meeting with HR
#HumanResources

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Being a teenager is a wild ride. Your hormones cast you in a low-budget #RomeoAndJuliet- you fall in ‘love’ at first sight, then you’re ready to die. Hopefully you last long enough for a good story
#teenageproblems

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@urrealmomsayshi @Charmin When’s the last time you’ve seen a #hashtag

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@TheNotoriousMMA @McGregorFast That’s what she said

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@theofficetv I should’ve burned this place down when I had the chance

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@chelseaperetti I thought the 2nd R was silent

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@JustinTrudeau’s only requirement was that the candidate was a #cisgender woman. He got what he wanted. I guess it’s not 2015?

Planning on wearing #blackface to the next swearing in, Mr. Prime Minister?

#cdnpoli
#woke
#whytakeresponsibility

https://t.co/eEEzVdnNRU

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@PsychPeacock Better consult with my physician first.

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@NetflixFilm Bee Movie @rayliotta courtroom scene. No contest.

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@JimCarrey You shouldn’t have told us your wishes. Come on!

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I accidentally thought death at a funeral was four weddings and a funeral. I kept waiting for it to get funny. It never did. Thanks #hughgrant.

#publicserviceannounement
#ihopethisdoesnthappentoyou

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@chelseaperetti I’ve been banned

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My #wife warned me today that my @rayliotta nearly slipped out of my pants.

#awesome
#ilovemywife
#dadlife

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@JustinTrudeau telling us he shares our frustration with vaccine delivery is ridiculous. Dude, you’re actually able to do something about it. We are not.

#figureitout
#lockdown
#COVID19

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@lexfridman strange forum, but I have a question and sorry if you’ve answered elsewhere: can adaptive technology teach humanity about itself and help show the importance of kindness and goodness? Has your work brought people closer together? Thanks!

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@peacockTV You won