Catriona

I mostly fill my Twitter with the three Rs: Retweets, Rants, and Rollercoasters of Emotion. (she/her)

[Catriona @beamishc]

👋 🐦

[ash 🍉 @StevieNicksTD]

The Irish men's football team getting absolutely rinsed by a 12 year old comedian, this is what Christmas is all about #LateLateToyShow

[Teresa McGuinness @SweetenedVoices]

Tale of two Twitter accounts 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #latelatetoyshow

[Bill Hill @BillHillWicklow]

In the corner of the smoking area in a local pub 40 years from now, his drinking buddies call bullshite as one man tells of how he once put one past the Irish Keeper in front of Millions and he did it with his eyes closed #Baller #LateLateToyShow

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Unionized employees at HarperCollins have gone on strike after negotiations with the company stalled, saying they won't return to work without an agreement on a new contract in which they are seeking better family leave benefits and higher pay. https://t.co/ap68YsT5lX

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Hey @elonmusk, I am not paying $240 a year to stay verified. No one will.

It's not a status symbol, it's a security feature. Making it a paid service will hurt a ton of journalists and make fake news spread more easily.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Honestly, someone should take advantage of this chaos and colonize England.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

thoughts and prayers to the authors of this book. out December 8th!

[ANFTM @AMOMARSDEN]

Made this one for you @mrjamesob

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

britain right now is possibly the only country on earth where you can experience a new once in a generation economic event every single day 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Amy Louise (shop back open!) @Amylouioc]

Fantasy is when Irish words are randomly thrown into conversation and Sci-Fi is when all street signs are in Japanese hope that helps

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing.

[Beau @DrBeauBeaumont]

BREAKING: US singer 50 Cent announces that he now wishes to be known in the UK as 1 Pound.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

My £100k salary isn't actually all that much, you see, because I have so many nice things to pay for. You, as a peasant, who only have to afford your 70p 1kg bag of oatmeal, do not have such worries.

[Paul Biggar 🇵🇸🇮🇪 @paulbiggar]

I don't get the hate for Adam Neumann. He destroyed $8B of Saudi dictators' wealth! He's about to burn $350m that was funding endless crypto scams. The man is doing god's work. A true comrade

[Catriona @beamishc]

Perfection

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

Made a cutaway of the Ferrari garage for this season