yeezus

too hot to handle, too cold to hold⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Bless the rains down in Africa and chill

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Life is weird bc one day you’re dancing w some dude at the Goodfoot and the next you’re in his dad’s vacation home in Durango, Colorado mountain biking 16 miles a day on nothing but a 10mg adderall & a dream ja feel me

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Like let me get drunk alone in the hot tub on the last day of the family vacation.

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Yeah so if anyone was wondering I’m in LOVE but u kno how that goes

[yeezus @bean_burito]

God logging back into real twitter after flipping thru Instagram twitter feels like a breath of real air

[yeezus @bean_burito]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING TNIS

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

Why does Future look like Meryl Streep lowkey

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Gun to my head I’m not creating a bitmoji for myself

[yeezus @bean_burito]

“If this party ain’t got hoes, my intro’s my outro” ….

[yeezus @bean_burito]

More places need DJs. The grocery store. The bank. Wendy’s. Auto shop you feel me?

[yeezus @bean_burito]

“Thank god a dingo didn’t eat my baby” -my dad

[yeezus @bean_burito]

When I think about it all the reasons I need therapy stem back to late stage capitalism 🤔🔎👀

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Postal workers stay on the nice list

[afters spice @wildsunshinesky]

Cops are on the naughty list

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Shoutout to when I snuck in my Starbucks tumblr full of PBR into Wonka but forgot it was glow in the dark HAHAHA

[yeezus @bean_burito]

⚠️I’M IN LOVE⚠️ HE HARD LAUNCHED 🚨 this is not a drill 🙅🏻‍♀️

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Every year I’m humbled SO HARD

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Whenever I get frustrated teaching my mom how to do simple things on her iPhone I think back to how she taught me how to use a fork and gain a little compassion

[yeezus @bean_burito]

@PleaseExHale Call him Ranch

[yeezus @bean_burito]

Waking up to an alarm <<< waking up naturally 1 minute before my alarm goes off because I’m psychic

[yeezus @bean_burito]

1 day into daylight savings and I need saving

[styli @filmstylls]

taking a moment to be thankful for this updates acc, hoping they’re doing well #SwiftiesForPalestine

[yeezus @bean_burito]

I tell ppl I don’t want liquor at my parties bc I don’t want ppl to get too wild but the real reason is it’s bc I want to collect all the cans for the can return lol