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My pronouns are Debits/Credits. From Paramedic to Tax Accountant. Mostly Conservative. No tolerance for extremism within either party! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@LeighBrown @MargoinWNC We need new leadership!

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Telling an eighty-year-old woman to "check the portal" for serious biopsy results is cruelty disguised as digital efficiency.

My 82-year-old aunt had a lung biopsy done two weeks ago.

The doctor told her they’d have the pathology report ready within five business days.

Friday afternoon rolled around. No call.
She dialed the clinic’s main desk, her voice shaking with anxiety.

The receptionist cut her off before she could finish explaining:

“Doctor doesn’t give results over the phone anymore. All lab findings are automatically released to your MyChart patient portal.”

My aunt said, “Sweetheart, I don’t have a computer. I have a landline on my kitchen wall. Can the doctor just tell me if I have cancer?”

The receptionist sighed into the receiver:
“It’s hospital network policy. We can’t bypass the portal. You’ll have to have a family member create an account and view the file.”

My aunt spent an entire seventy-two-hour weekend sitting in her recliner, gripping her reading glasses, convinced she was dying.

I drove out to her house on Monday morning, set up a profile on my laptop, and pulled up the records.

The result was benign.

The pathology report had been uploaded four days earlier.

A doctor spent three minutes clicking an upload button, and an elderly woman endured four days of sheer psychological terror because the hospital decided a phone call was too expensive.

Since when did delivering medical news become a self-service task?

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@TBradleyNC @Matt_Littlejohn Wild, Wild West!

[Unmask The SYS @UnmaskTheSys]

🚨 RUBIO JUST SAID THE NUMBER THEY NEVER WANTED ON TV 🚨

Americans work 40 years.
They retire.
Social Security: $800. $900. A thousand a month.

Somebody who got here from Cuba three months ago: $1,500 a month.

Marco Rubio said it out loud.

“So imagine if you’ve been working here for 40 years and your Social Security check is smaller than the benefits going to a 28-year-old, able-bodied person who just got here. That’s real. That happens. That’s happening every day. That makes no sense.”

You paid in.
They landed.
They beat your check.

That’s not compassion.
That’s a slap in the face with your own tax dollars.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

I'm not a fan of any president limiting media outlets at the White House. But let’s not pretend what Trump is doing to CNN is unprecedented. Especially you, Barack.

Over the weekend, Obama claimed he could "never imagine" shutting out a network like Fox News. Really? Because I don't have to imagine it… I HAVE THE TAPE!

Back in 2009, the Obama White House literally tried to ban Fox News from a joint pool interview and declared they weren't a "real" news organization. But when Trump calls CNN "fake news" the Left erupts in an uproar? Spare us all the faux outrage.

[kevin smith @kevin_smith45]

AOC where 3000 Americans died

Vs

AOC were 3000 illegal immigrant criminals are being sent home

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Infuriatingly true!!

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@ericmmatheny @24Liberty NIMBY

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@MarcLobliner @MajToure The Cliff’s Notes version

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@MarcLobliner @DelleRoseUSA This is why the aliens quit visiting.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Rest in peace, Legend. 👢 🎸

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

I’m Dead 😵

[Uncle Argyle 🗡️ 🇺🇸 @limpholmtn]

1 Year. God Bless, angel.

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@w_terrence Thank you!

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

My current mood.

Robots racing in China. They forgot the “Stop” mechanism.🤣

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@ThrillaRilla369 And play outside.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

One thing about me: I’m going to press 0 until I get a representative.

[Francisco Cunha - ✈️ Aviation et al @OnDisasters]

Just some DC-10 tanker action for your timeline cleanse (these guys make that huge widebody fly like a small jet!)

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@Brett_Jensen Hey Brett, this guy doesn’t care about kids. You should see the reels he posts on social media while doing over 130 mph in his car.

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨 Meet the hero who confronted the Twin Falls, Idaho gunman and helped save countless innocent lives. His name is Jordan Salinas. 🇺🇸

An absolute hero. 🙌🏾