Brandon

[Brandon @beanisjesus]

@gazetory They drive until they get to like -6% he could have probably kept going for like 25 minutes😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The way life goes on after people dię is one of the most humbling things ever

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

But can you survive Tina?

[Selene🌙 @PradaOrSelene]

was jerking off with twitter autoplay and they showed me the full odyssey movie

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Terry Crews has been cast as Emma Frost in the new ‘X-MEN’ movie.

(via: Deadline)

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

that "fuck the charger" sleep be HIITTIINGGGG

[jake @wormpuller]

Make yourself retarded with weed at work Thursday

[flo willie @nochillwillie]

Oh great

[X @Xouy17]

Yall be caring about being judged by the most regular lame ass humans on earth Imao.

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

no no no no no no no no fuck no no fuck please no fuck please no please don't let it be true please no no fuck no no no no no no

[Wi @pigglow]

Listening to dance music at all times of the day regardless of current mood

[solo 💽 @souloradio]

pulled up to popeyes seven minutes after they opened

[Girl @chiefkeefette]

If youre not microcheating on your boyfriend i dont wanna friends with you

[inukido @inukido]

i keep forgetting how boring being high is until i get high and be like wait i want to continue functioning actually

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 7:45pm

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[emmy🌺 @emmytweetedit]

what being in the 2nd week of biweekly pay feels like:

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

sometimes i talk and i wonder what i’m saying as i speak