beandream

life enjoyer

[tex @texmeplease]

why’s he lowkey spitting

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

Social Media in 2035

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

what the hell did I just read

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

i tried rereading the da vinci code as a joke but i couldn't get past even the first chapter, it physically hurts to read dan brown's prose. there's a review / parody from 2013 that nails it

https://t.co/qNue5zZ3tZ

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

i be profen

[Baldi's USB Flash Drive🏳️‍🌈 @BaldiFlashDrive]

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[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[cav empty @cavempty_]

by 28 years old you have absolutely no feeling or sensation anywhere on your body

[chad @chasedbywasps]

squinting because I can't hear you

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

The devil wears products

[mars @5tormfather]

just asked for a celery raise at work

[chad @chasedbywasps]

you never know what someone is going through. they could be having a blast

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all