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[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[chance @chanceposts]

knee-deep in the passenger seat or whatever

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

when I wake up in the morning on my couch with the lights on

[kscraps @kelly_scraps]

commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on a picture of my ex, his wife, and their two beautiful children in front of the christmas tree

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

every day I tend my little garden

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

can i come over and look at all your things and objects

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Two exedrin a celcius and a handful of dog food let's hit the gym fellas

[Dae @ItsDaeTheDon]

My job hire anybody this girl tryna heat up her food with aluminum foil I told her she can’t do that she tb im new here 😒 girl u can’t do that nowhere.

[emi @lasaddgirl_]

are you gonna watch this weird ass movie with me or not

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

She HAS to give you her number if you rear-end her car. It's in the insurance legislation. Literally impossible to fumble. Your future awaits

[father stretch my bandz @MILKANDH3NNY]

I like how I can just take my glasses off and say I’ve seen enough

[Cowboy the Terrible @iJmillz]

You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know

[venus @venuslovesrats]

you will feel the wrath of my raspberry

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

It is not a ‘double text.’ It is the second stanza of a poem beyond your comprehension. It is pure, heartfelt hedonism, rot and romanticism. Which is why you will ignore it. Probably.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

We are such a funny little species. Some of us collect seashells. Others like to "maximize revenue"