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Haven’t figured out how many of my ancestors are actually fish in human clothes

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Heelo I’m Gorrest Pump owner of the Gunna Pimp Schrumpf Company

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we is cronies

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Update on the vent cheese: there was a slight note of cheese in the air yesterday. I don’t know how it returned but I’m very sad

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Veese makes chents

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I am inhaling cheeseless air

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@eeemmab And no

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🐁 man

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@eeemmab man car door hook hand*

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🐐 gum

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🐩 puddle

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🦑 oops

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🐢 turkey

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🦞 lopdop

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🐓 chin

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🦥 sluph

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@KateRotz I watched her read that before she liked it

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Really appreciative of my wife liking my tweets before she reads them

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Lookin for those 49 followers who didn’t like my last tweet. Get ready to have bees in your pockets.

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My nose is stretching to inhuman lengths. Not in a solid, Pinocchio like way, but in a stretchy, taffy like way. It does not hurt. It is pleasant. I welcome in this new era of long, taffy nose. It promises love, oozing open wounds, and freshly vacuumed rugs.

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I bet y’all are wondering what I’m getting you for Christmas. It’s a vase. Orange, with blue triangles. Sad, with happy triangles. Floral, with vanilla triangles. Triumph, with defeat triangles.