Cierra

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Omg I love my new snake skin gloves, oh wait that’s just my new hand skin washing them 17,000 times a day.

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

legs are so weird. they’re just these long dangly things attached to our body that just take us places.

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

shakespeare wishes he wrote something that slapped this hard

[Queen Bean🍳: Redux @HatsuneMishu]

this is how ice cream sandwiches are made. still hungry?

[Mitch @themitchellford]

Girls will really hear their car making a weird noise and be like hmm that’s odd lol let me just turn up my music

[GABBY @gabbyschey]

how to tell if a guy fucking sucks: he is offended by the new gillette ad

[Jason MMRRRaz @jason_mraz]

I can remember last year like it was yesterday.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i forgot to tell the human. what i wanted for christmas. but that’s okay. it’s hard to wrap a hug

[The Common Man @tcm97]

“Are you free later?”

Hmmmm let’s see..
4:00 - wallow in self pity
4:30 - stare into the abyss
5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE
6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again!

Sorry I’m booked.

[Cierra @beansie32]

@RachLWhitehurst https://t.co/XpZiuCMXAe

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

imagine you’re a moth and your single day of existence was spent being in lord of the rings

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.

[M. Salinas @okMute]

I watched rugrats in Paris on a orange VHS tape

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

Angela

[scrubs&frictionrubs @lubdubscrubs]

I get so annoyed when people don’t bring a purse and you do and people ask you to put all their stuff in your purse. Bitch, I brought this purse for my stuff, not your stuff.

[RN❤️💉 @codequeenRN]

Sometimes nursing is this profound and incredible experience where you get to connect and care for others...

...and sometimes it’s finding a packet of hotsauce under a pannus.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder."

- inventor of the sauna