chris⚓mullen

Personal liberties above all else

[Rav @TonyRav]

Can the US just host the World Cup every year

[Geoffrey Ingersoll @GPIngersoll]

Like most dudes, I would have no trouble finding three friends to call me gay on official letterhead

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

No gay man will ever sound as homoerotic as a happily married, heterosexual baseball analyst in his mid-50s describing the well-muscled quads and powerful glutes of a recently-promoted outfield prospect

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

445 FOOT NOOTBLAST

[Unfiltered Artist @EmpireEnjoyer3]

“If you are going to use military force, then you should use overwhelming military force. You should use too much and deliberately so; you'll save lives, not only your own, but the enemy's too.”

- General Curtis LeMay
U.S. Air Force.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

We are pleased to inform you that LARS NOOTBAAR IS BACK!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

*inhales*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

[Steve Skojec @SteveSkojec]

As an unusually large man, I can tell you that putting your mass into a shoulder check like this is one of the most satisfying things you can do.

Yellow shirt guy will be smiling every time he thinks about this for the rest of his life https://t.co/c0g98ndVUh

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A former FedEx driver, Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to capital murder and aggravated kidnapping in the killing of 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been officially sentenced to death.

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

The first black transgender with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a minor modeling agency gotta be pissed

[Sohaib Athar @ReallyVirtual]

Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I wonder if they need a NASCAR driver that has a small acting background....

[beeble @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[C3 @C_3C_3]

There are 42 states that hold bartenders accountable if the customers they over serve kill someone but 0 states that hold Judges accountable if the criminals they release kill someone.

Insane.

[Ara Parseghian @CoachParseghian]

Yet the football team is too scared of the cold to play in South Bend in October.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Kim Jon wick

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick

[InsideUSC @InsideUSC]

What other rivalry got Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig to don uniforms?