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I log on every so often to write one tweet

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The Natural is a baseball movie about one man's vendetta against the glass components of his local ballpark

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Olympic cycling broadcast should have a minimap

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I play EXHAUSTS, hooking the S for a triple word score and a bingo

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

Midcentury tile in Kenosha, WI

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Other options:

- The Jersey Shear

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Some good names for the earthquake for the history books:

- The Great Northeast Rumblederump of 2024
- The Governor Mario M. Cuomo Memorial Earthquake of 2024
- The Tri-state Area Shimmyshim of 2024
- The Jersey Omen

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Welp

[Cornell Big Red @CornellSports]

@cornell_mbb head coach Brian Earl has resigned to take over as the head coach at William & Mary.

https://t.co/ZrANWZpAtJ

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@zachsilberberg

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Dog: "Bark Bark Bark"

Judge: "Yes, you may treat the witness as hostile, Air Bud"

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@JaySeeEss @MichaelaEsquire The grabeness of my mome raths has never been more out

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Meteorologists saying it's gonna be brillig out tomorrow, toves as slithy as theyve ever been :(

No word on how mimsy yet tho

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If they fight a bunch in a hockey game, they should replace the puck with a bigger, fuzzier puck

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What level Davy is this

[Cornell Women's Ice Hockey @CornellWHockey]

Stellar start to the weekend!

#YellCornell | #NoFear

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

@lindayaX @elonmusk @dealbook Call me

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"Freight trains" only exist because most people can't ship things themselves. Perhaps a federal highway system and personal motor carriages will abstract this.

[Avi @AviSchiffmann]

“Applications” only exist because most people can’t code. Perhaps a solely natural language computer interface will abstract this.

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i don't get why people are so surprised, they hit it with the blue ray right at the end as it says it on the packaging

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This is how I found out cookout trays are now $8 :(

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

the dollar menu doesn’t exist, $5 fridays at smoothie king are gone, $5 footlongs at subway are completely extinct, the dollar store is the $1.25 store, 4.99 cookout trays are now $8…..this used to be a respectable country

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chair and a half

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She had style she had flair she was there

That's how she became...the presidentttt

[Flick Rare @blanketconqueso]

@fuckyouiquit The current head of the union is Fran Drescher. The last time both actors and writers went on strike, the head of the union was Ronald Reagan. If history repeats itself, we will soon have President Fran Drescher.

[ProPublica @propublica]

With the 2022-23 Supreme Court session in the books, a reminder that a 2017 ProPublica review of several dozen SCOTUS cases uncovered a number of false or wholly unsupported factual claims. https://t.co/uyYT2dw39x

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The Undertaker has the chance to do possibly the funniest thing ever done with a steel chair in history

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Weeks after Mark Zuckerberg competed in his first jiu-jitsu tournament, he’s been challenged by fellow billionaire Elon Musk — and Zuckerberg is apparently game. Zuckerberg posted a screenshot of Musk’s tweet, with the caption: “Send Me Location.” https://t.co/MchbF5r8rC