Bean

Eater of Worlds...and the occasional chicken roti

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Connections
Puzzle #176
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[Bean @beanybaybee]

@thatgurlbevvy Buy license behavior

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Type your name in the GIFs. The third one is you when you're drunk.

Accurate 😏😩🤣

[Bean @beanybaybee]

@PaulaRILindo 🤣

[Bean @beanybaybee]

@PaulaRILindo 🤣

[Bean @beanybaybee]

@TheRealDudish U blew up on FB https://t.co/lxo0uBKxMG

[Bean @beanybaybee]

@ttshells Woot woot!! Happy birthday!! 🎁🎉🥳

[Bean @beanybaybee]

@batdollars @SaveVidBot

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Devastating 🥺😥

[Hot Freestyle @HotFreestyle]

Quavo speaks on Takeoff’s passing 🕊️

[🦖 @strictasiaobama]

I LITERALLY IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD SPANISH JUST FOR THIS GEM

[… @lurkmenistan69]

updated bases for dating in 2022:

1st base: fucking raw

2nd base: kissing on the mouth outside of sex

3rd base: opening up to each other about your biggest life traumas and how they impacted you

4th base: hanging out in public in the daytime

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Mae: You ever wonder if we’re just who we’re around in the moment?

Michael Block: I would think that it’s important that we pay attention to who we surround ourselves with
then.
The Photograph

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Listening to some new hip-hop on the radio, and the samples are "Many Men" and "I'm Sprung". Gawd, I feel old!

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Optimistic nihilism is a mood

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Mike Birbiglia probably does a great Christopher Walken impression because he unintentionally sounds like him in parts of #ThankGodForJokes

[oli @oolitanykeda]

I CANT BREATHE

[KelleyLCarter @KelleyLCarter]

I ... I am crying.

[Bean @beanybaybee]

Life is suffering.

The self is an illusion.

Our faces are masks covering an unknowable void.

Are we alive, or are we just desperately filling the time so we don't have to feel any pain?

This is my kind of comedy! #SimonAmstell #SetFree #Netflix #existentialcomedy

[Dominique Apollon @ApollonTweets]

It's taken me 45 trips around the sun, but for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have a "band-aid" in my own skin tone. You can barely even spot it in the first image. For real I'm holding back tears.