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rilakkuma enthusiast

[n 🍩 @bearcleric_]

Holy fuck I threw one pokeball at Cobalion at the start of the battle AND I CAUGHT IT

[Shasti @sh44sti]

(men’s fitness) so what you’re gonna wanna do is cook 5000g beef mince in red bull

(women’s fitness) welcome to pilates. we are going to recreate the liquid snake CQC fight on top of metal gear rex

[☦︎ Based Ganyu ☦︎ @basedganyu]

the woman who coined "fake and gay" is herself both fake and gay

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:

[Maria @mlstrat]

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

[Merp @MerpKun]

My dad just sent me on a sidequest to get this regional Chinese herb that he only knows how to say in a specific Chinese dialect and it felt like I was in a Wuxia novel going through the sects trying to find the 400 year old ginseng root

[? @xenomorph247]

If only there was a movie about a Japanese fascist and fascist David Bowie who are gay infatuated with each other. Oh well. That's a ridiculous idea.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Nic Cage, finally out of debt, watches a sinkhole swallow his house. Yeah, the universe wants this man giving his all in 30 barely watcheable DTV movies a year again

[차가운 보리차☕️ @notcoolboricha]

푸키는 당신을
슬프지않게 하려고 버텼다 !

[に〜やぁん @akiduki10]

アカン…
わいのゼニガメ…

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[ﾐｿﾇｲ @miso_nui]

ドライブ

[Sagu @Sagutxis]

Not true at all in my experience. People are judging you for things you are not even aware of

[키묘 @kimyeo_]

궁금해서 찾아봤는데
보기만 해도 지능이 마이너스가 되는 기분
아웃겨 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[The gal who stole the sun 🔆💥💣 @gaIpsycho]

Welcome back Wong Kar Wai

[かぶーむちゃっく✹ @K_B__M]

🐦

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars