Bearcub

Single Dad. I pretty much just bitch, troll, put people down, gossip, make racist remarks, and generate negativity on a massive scale. 18+

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

Are you using hashtag #BellLetsTalk today?

[Casper Sand @GlameowCat]

Think I prefer Bar-Refaeli.. #model

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

I've seen fire
And I've seen rain.
I've seen sunny days
that I thought wud nevr end.

I've seen bloody tears'n,
I've seen werewolves n UFOs

[J.P.MacDonald Art @ThinkingSavage]

I call my car the 'Pussy Wagon' cause that's where I go to cry.

[Topher Kearby @TopherKearby]

Parenting is EASY:
1. Try to do everything right.
2. End up doing everything wrong.
3. Eat a box of Oreos.
3. Cry yourself to sleep.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

After the speech:
Joe(on knees): Now just unzip, Mr. President, I want to..
POTUS: Oh, you don't have to do that, Joe, not again...

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

If you don't have a bag of Doritos and a bag clip next to your bed, I'm pretty sure that you are doing life wrong

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

Do you want my UID attributes, or not? My just a little time is running short.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

Remember that time in Indiana Jones where the bad guy had a really huge sword and I just pul-; I mean, Indy just pulls out his pistol... ?

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

Him: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Me: No, but I fucked his sister in the ballroom with a candlestick...

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

@sailornegro No, we put up with racism, too. For instance, being called out for being white and ppl making assumptions about what we ignore.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

Thanks to @JSilkstone for the pics last 3 tweets. Awesome writer.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

Some little psycho. Probably related.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

When I find the hacker who effed up my shit.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

A week ago, before I got destructively hacked. Locked and loaded.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

Just got done wiping my hard drive.

[Bearcub @bearcub577]

Wait for a knock. No, you know? They probably won't knock.