J.P.MacDonald Art

I like art and cheese. Often simultaneously.

[J.P.MacDonald Art @ThinkingSavage]

I call my car the 'Pussy Wagon' cause that's where I go to cry.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

*gazes into the abyss*

*abyss gazes back*

*quickly turns head and acts like i wasnt staring*

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

*accidentally breaks the glass ceiling*

Oh my god I’m SO sorry.

[marf @MarfSalvador]

doctor: [pulling out anal beads]
me: this is embarrassing
doctor: sorry I should have done it before you arrived

[Scott Johnson @scottjohnson]

It’s considered self defense if you smack someone for dabbing in public, right?

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

If you had “Republicans elect a dead pimp” in your 2018 office pool, things are looking good for you.

[The Cut @TheCut]

“I’d call their strain ‘hipster-racism,’ which typically uses sarcasm as a cover, and in the end, it looks a lot like gaslighting” https://t.co/joIMGjcDP6

[Twitchy Team @TwitchyTeam]

‘Make him FAMOUS’: VILE Antifa protester attacks 9/11 widow, ‘Your husband should f*cking ROT in the grave!’ (video) https://t.co/zvNJkA3xLH

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Usually, the Twittersphere would get this guy fired from his job… But he probably has no job.

[J.P.MacDonald Art @ThinkingSavage]

@caitlinmoran A lot of us were not raised with the tools to process emotions properly as it was ‘not manly’ and now as a result, cannot express or share emotions in healthy ways, leading to feelings of isolation that at its worst, is taken out on those around us i.e. women in our lives

[JC @JCrongeyer]

The fucking Saudis dismembered an American resident from Virginia who worked for WAPO while he was still fucking ALIVE with a bone saw!!!??

Then covered it up?

And the American President sides with the Saudis because... money..

This should disgust EVEN Republicans..

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Son: what's marriage like?

Me: you know how your mom has a new car and only 75% of the doors on mine open?

Son: jesus christ

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump's top economic advisor just dismissed a devastating climate change report from the United Nations. What Trump, his administration and his fossil fuel executive friends are doing to the planet is criminal.

[Boomie 🕊️ @jonb_14]

It’s officially get in yo car and yell “SHIT” season 😂

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Hillary Clinton openly stated that political aggression will continue until the Democratics take back the government.

In other words, you can buy “peace” by surrendering freedom.

Of course, if you take this offer, you will get neither.

Probably forever.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Shouldn’t Superman know this? 😂😂😂

[P!nk @Pink]

Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.