Gimme Snow Actuarius

Just your friendly neighborhood actuary. Husband. Dad.

[Gimme Snow Actuarius @beardedactuary]

2026 book thread.

1. Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell (audiobook)

Interesting, if a bit short.

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@adamthompson00 @JackLydon63 @stviatorbball Not sure what happened, but O'Keefe was just let go.

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The Cubbies totally redeemed themselves and only lost 18-3. They got a standing ovation for their first run.

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It's a beautiful day to be a Cardinals fan at Wrigley.

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@WaqarVick Quit holding out on us.

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@MarcWatkinsEsq "Hand to God"

lmao

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@UnacceptableOne I grew up right near Cahokia and went there a lot with school or Scouts.

I don't think there's enough space for a National Park. It could be a National Monument.

[LadyFell @Lady_Fel]

All the little angels rise up, rise up.
All the little angels rise up high!

It's the Glorious 25th of May, hope you're wearing some lilac 💜

Pic by David Wyatt, from the Discworld Emporium website:
https://t.co/2LsVQmcIwA

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@Project_VLA I think one of my favorite ideas from Sir PTerry's books is the Nac Mac Feegle believing that this world is their reward for having been good in a previous world/life.

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@NICK_OH2004 @CourtTV

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@R_R_Rye @thecavemommy You're off by an order of magnitude. He says you can buy a new car if you can pay in cash and are a millionaire.

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@DadInvest @JarJovonovich @RampCapitalLLC

[Nick Longrich @NickLongrich]

@MushtaqBilalPhD The Eurasian steppes gave us a series of raiders and conquerors— the Yamnaya, the Scythians, the Huns, the Turks, Genghis Khan, and finally, SciHub

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Hey look, everybody! Free money! /s

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Last night at home:

Me: Make the burgers.
Son: I can't have maths homework.

Me: First of all, this is America! There is no 's' on the end of math.

[John Lee @Actuarial_Tutor]

Genuinely, my scary dreams are always I'm actually teaching one of the later actuarial subjects which have no maths and have no notes...

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@PointeMilouCap @paxtrader777 Looks like Adler Planetarium or Museum Campus looking north. The image is flipped/mirrored, which you can see from the word Park on her sweater being backward.

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Illinois is #1 in tornadoes so far this year.

I-L-L !

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@shagbark_hick Never heard of the 4HL before, thanks.

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Who's drinking 6% milk?

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Love some gravel to balance the tannins.

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