Mr Bearded Groom

Freshly engaged. Pennies accepted, large amounts of cash greatly appreciated. Hiding my bearded face for the big day. Film nerd and proud. #beardedgroom

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer This is musical gold. @JohnMayer, this should happen. I'll be a producer.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer It all ends in hugs, kisses and music.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer It all falls apart. Both go on their own 'journey' (he's a hopeful musician, she's a wannabe lawyer), then they come back together...

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer Young man finds it hard to beat his (unfair) reputation. Causes issues with budding romance. Will they-won't they conundrum.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer It could even be semi-autobiographical. Young bloke (college age) with a rep as a player hits it off with a nice girl.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer Then I'm thinking #Wildfire or one of the possible title songs for the for when it all comes together and love obvs prevails.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer You can have a bit of #say when the lovers come back together for a relationship make-or-break showdown.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer #ImGonnaFindAnotherYou when the protagonist is in the eating Ben & Jerry's post-break-up stage.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer Then you've got #SlowDancinginaBurningRoom when the relationship ('cos it's gonna be a boy-meets-girl love story) goes down the pooper.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer #YourBodyisaWonderland is pretty self-explanatory, right? RIGHT!?!

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer Then you delve into the back catalogue... #ShadowDays and #TheAgeofWorry are for when you want to go deep. #totesemosh

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer Then you think about characters... #DearMarie and #SomethingLikeOlivia offer you a character name and potential musical title. 👍🏼 songs too.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer Songs about love, relationships and growing up. Typical musical themes.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@JohnMayer Rock, pop, country. Variety. Big tick right there.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

I've convinced myself that a musical based around the music of @JohnMayer could be a smash hit.

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

#TakeAKnee, America. Take a freakin' knee! https://t.co/r7pQLGhRey

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If NFL fans refuse to go to games until players stop disrespecting our Flag & Country, you will see change take place fast. Fire or suspend!

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

And they thought the Chesterfield Diana memorial was bad... #cringe

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

@realDonaldTrump Is this him? #LittleRocketMan

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

Breaking News: a new image of #LittleRocketMan has emerged. #DonaldTrump

[Mr Bearded Groom @beardedgroom]

Like you just don't care! https://t.co/yhrrTS2YVB

[Best Singing Waiters @bestsingwaiters]

Get those napkins in the air!! #singingwaiters #weddingideas #brides #grooms #weddings