Tim Battersby

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. Tell your cat I work for USPSpspspsps

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So when you call @TMobile and @TMobileHelp and request a call back instead of waiting, why am I waiting 38 minutes and counting AFTER they called me??

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@mhp_guy If he has trouble with his Rs, why did you give him a name with two Rs in it?

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@whitesox @seanseaevans @firstwefeast First We Pitch

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@dinosaurs1969 His shift is over, he's looking out the window for mom to pull up

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@AOC I'm more proud of the reporters on the signal chat for not leaking it for a breaking news story

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@Hubbabubz RAAll of the https://t.co/vTk7788Xby

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@Mappy6984 Username checks out

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I’ll give away 10 of these shirts to 10 lucky winners who are following @obvious_Shirts and repost this. Winners will be chosen on Friday. #Cubs #NoWaveAtWrigley

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@ribzoftiktok Grilled T's

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@grylxndr @TheyAlreadyKnew

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@scenehe4rt I would seldomly have a use for it

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@TheCalvinCooli1 But it was the Gulf of Mexico at birth

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@johnbryanesq I believe that's called "presenting"

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@noahpasaran Good choice. Should the knead arise, of course.

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@atrupar

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@MurraWil Roland Schitt

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@grimpost $189 million deferred until 2099

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@Marknit0 To put it on your wrist

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@CPD1617Scanner @flintcreek Did Ald E. Coyote get his quarter back though?

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